Drugs of Choice for America’s Youth
“The Doctors” is a television show which comes on ABC in the afternoon. It is kind of like “The View”, but with M.D.’s. Travis Stork, from “The Bachelor” is the lead commentator on this show. Well, today’s show was about the drugs the youth of America are getting into these days.
Apparently, kids have nothing better to do with their time than to drink hand sanitizer and soak tampons in vodka and them insert them. This, in my mind, begs the question: Who ever thought of doing this first and how the fuck did they tell their friends to do it, and it catch on??? Now I cant get this out of my mind. Back when I was in high school, it was cool to crush Ritalin and snort it, but Vodka Tampons? Who in the hell was the first idiot to think of this?
So the youth of America apparently have nothing better to do than drink hand sanitizer and soak their tampons while cops are pulling them over and wondering why the hell they are swerving. Next time I am out late at night, and I see a car swerving, it could be a kid who has not been drinking but has had one or two vodka tampons.
