North Korea…
In South Carolina it’s approximately 4:29AM (EST). I am awake because….guess what…I am having that bout of insomnia. My issue today is with North Korea. I really have two issues and they can be solved using a very logical view point which I think I share with most Americans.
1. The two reporters that have been “convicted” of crossing the border and “spying”. Give me a break. If Kim Jong III wasn’t a paranoid schizophrenic they wouldn’t have been sent to a prison camp for hard labor for 12 years. Damn, what do you get if you steal a car? Probably a front seat in North Korea’s holocaust like cell where they poison people with plutonium for fun.
Basically, these girls need to be released into American custody. I am sure they didn’t mean to cross the border into North Korea – because you know it is such a desireable place to go visit. Seriously, no one wants to go there, not even the North Korean’s want to be there. Grow the fuck up Kim Jong III.
2. WTF? Firing missles and nuclear weapons??? I thought the UN outlawed this kind of shit. We don’t need to have another Hiroshima or Nagasaki (or how ever you spell those words).
Personally, to solve this problem, I think it would be beneficial to Chernobyl his highness’ ass personally. I say we take him and Bin Ladin (if he’s dead his corpse will do) strap them to a nuclear weapon, get the UN to sign off on a one time fireworks show and celebrate the 4th of July with a bang! People in Iraq would even enjoy the show. I think it would be perfect for Kim Jong III because he probably gets a hard on because of the missles. He would have a banging good time. We can even give him a helmet to make him feel “safe”.
Seriously, North Korea has lost their freaking mind. Now, thankfully all Korean’s (North) aren’t as delusional and paranoid as its leader. I mean where the hell is the CIA when we need them? They are probably doing paperwork. We got rid of Saddam Hussien (although I think baby Bush did it on false pretenses, beause if you remember there were no weapons of mass destruction there, just Saddam hiding in his foxhole).
I do not condone any type of violence being brought to North Korea, because lets face facts, America has to finish the two wars the good ole boy, Bush got us into. So Obama says it’s time for change. CHANGE?? I say doing a fireworks show would be a great CHANGE. Hell, I dont think the US has ever had one….wait maybe the Iraqi’s, the good ones, would have a good time with this show too…but lets not start a 3rd World War, which I am sorry to say but it looks like its coming down to it.
So, to Kim Jong, III: Embrace your mental status as paranoid schizophrenia – they have drugs to keep the delusions and hallucinations at bay. You running around psychotic with plutonium up your ass is not a good thing for you or anyone else in the world. Oh yeah, wait we are only concerned with you….strap yourself to a missle next time you want to test fire it and see what happens. It will be a fun ride for you. The missle wants you to be strapped to it. Trust me, the schizophrenia you suffer from needs to tell you that. Seriously though, just shoot yourself in the head and let it be over with. Shoot your kids too, because they apparently have radical view points and the same schizophrenia you have. Do it soon. You are giving me a headache.
So, anyone want to guess what kind of sentence I should have in a North Korean hell hole, just for writing that? Who knows. Hell, I wouldn’t want to smoke a cigarette there. Thats probably 6 years at least.
